CLOSING the Dolphin window before the results screen even loaded in a fit of blind rage, Discord user “ChinaTron” immediately typed “ggs lag too strong” into the public chat after a 25-minute set against player “Foxxy”.

Having not won a game during the entirety of their session, ChinaTron had come close to a victory in what was unknowingly going to be their last game, but missed the sweet spot while recovering and was bodied with a well-executed knee by Foxxy’s Capt. Falcon.

“Haha yeah I guess – ggs. Games anyone?” Foxxy replied, who although was subject to the exact same Netplay lag caused by technical limitations of the internet, managed to win each game in their set.

Hellbent on not letting this interaction end just yet, ChinaTron went on to say “I’ve only been playing for a few months. Your neutral is pretty campy. You crouch cancel a lot.” as if this advice somehow implied he was a superior player to Foxxy.

“I’ve only been playing for a few months. Your neutral is pretty campy. You crouch cancel a lot”

Completely ignoring ChinaTron’s comments, Foxxy again posted “Games anyone?” and was able to find a willing player in a matter of seconds, exiting the Discord chat.

At press time, ChinaTron was seen contributing his two cents about shield dropping in a public conversation between several well-respected veteran players.